Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Okay, but I do have one quick funny story.
I was just standing in our copier room talking to our Spanish housekeeper. Now understand that she is totally adorable. But this story does not make her come out looking so great.
So we were standing in the copier room discussing how to prepare steak. Suddenly, and out of nowhere, she rips a fart louder than the sound of xeroxing being done. I looked her right in the eye after it happened and she didn't even blink. Neither did I. I went on like nothing happened. But then the smell hit and it was something fierce. I had kind of forgotten for those few seconds that she had even laid that fart bomb, but the smell reminded me in a way that only eggs can. I stifled every bit of laughter that I could. Once I thought I had it fully under controlled, this wonderful and sweet lady ripped another one even louder than the one before it.
At this point I just had to leave.
I knew the smell that was going to follow and I don't think my stomach could have handled another one.
I was just standing in our copier room talking to our Spanish housekeeper. Now understand that she is totally adorable. But this story does not make her come out looking so great.
So we were standing in the copier room discussing how to prepare steak. Suddenly, and out of nowhere, she rips a fart louder than the sound of xeroxing being done. I looked her right in the eye after it happened and she didn't even blink. Neither did I. I went on like nothing happened. But then the smell hit and it was something fierce. I had kind of forgotten for those few seconds that she had even laid that fart bomb, but the smell reminded me in a way that only eggs can. I stifled every bit of laughter that I could. Once I thought I had it fully under controlled, this wonderful and sweet lady ripped another one even louder than the one before it.
At this point I just had to leave.
I knew the smell that was going to follow and I don't think my stomach could have handled another one.
